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demonchicks:

“An angel? Oh, Panty, you got your powers back, as I can see. Well, I appreciate the new ‘guy’ look, but—”

She stopped as Castiel put a hand on her forehead, and that was when she snapped.

“I AM SORRY, P-PANTY. I AM INTO GIRLS, BUT I DO NOT PREFER SLUTS. PLEASE, FOR ONCE, COULD YOU FOLLOW THE DAMN RUUURUUUS?”

She tried to remain as calm as possible, but it didn’t work. This guy/girl was pretty weird, and the fact that he was an angel only increased her dislike. And, he wasn’t taking his gross hand off of her so she only had one option left. Or, at least in her world she did. She reached up, grabbing his hand, and then….

bit it. And with a mouth full of sharp teeth, this will lead to interesting results.

[ Since when was his name Panty? …Since when had he ever had sex? He wasn’t a… ‘slut’. That was the correct meaning of the human slang, wasn’t it? At least, not as far as he could… remember. Consumption of alcohol, especially a whole liquor store, did make things a little fuzzy—

…Ouch. Normally that wouldn’t even hurt him, but it did, and Castiel furrowed his eyebrows together from the pain. He barely reacted from it… other than grimacing. ]

Who is Panty? …A panty is an undergarment that covers the body in the area between the waist and the thighs. If that was meant to be an insult, I’m not sure I understand the reference. It’s… meant to be for girls and children.

[ He’s just majorly confused right now that a demon mistook him for someone… or something else. The pain of Scanty biting his hand doesn’t seem to register anymore beyond his confusion. ]